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How do crazy people go through the forest?
They take the psycho path.

 

Why did the blonde climb up to the roof of the bar?

He heard that the drinks were on the house.

 

How does a blonde kill a fish?

He drowns it.

 

What did the blonde get on his I.Q. test?

Drool.

 

What does a blonde make best for dinner?

Reservations.

 

 this is bum head


knock knock

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Aardvark !
Aardvark who ?
Aardvark a million miles for one of your smiles !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Aaron !
Aaron who !
Aaron the barber's floor !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Aaron !
Aaron who !
Aaron on the side of caution!

Knock Knock
Who's there !
B-2 !
B-2 who ?
B-2 school on time !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
B-4 !
B-4 who ?
B-4 I freeze to death, please open this door !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Bab !
Bab who ?
Bab Boone is a real ape !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Baby !
Baby who ?
Baby love, my baby love.... !



 

moster jokes

When can't you bury people who live opposite a graveyard ?
When they're not dead !
What trees do ghouls like best ?
Ceme-trees !
What did the baby ghost eat for dinner ?
A boo-loney sandwich !
Why are graveyards so noisy ?
Because of all the coffin !
How can you tell if a corpse is angry ?
It flips its lid !
Why are cemeteries in the middle of towns ?
Because they're dead centres !
Where do undertakers go in October ?
The hearse of the year show !
How do undertakers speak ?
Gravely !


 
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